porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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