He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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