i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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