My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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