elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
third nipple confirmed
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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