we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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