Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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