She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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