You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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