You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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