yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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