Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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