Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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