Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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