But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm bleeding and have questions
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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