There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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