Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.