A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way