i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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