You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Randomize