so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I had to cum in my sink.
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