We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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