I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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