guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The beer is more important than you right now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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