I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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