your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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