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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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