Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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