There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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