I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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