that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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