Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She's JV to your varsity
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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