she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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