The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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