Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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