Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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