He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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