I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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