Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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