remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize