I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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