Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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