Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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