Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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