I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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