Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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