dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
