someone get that fucking seahorse.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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