i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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