Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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