I cannot find my penis.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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