he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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