he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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