didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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