my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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