and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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